$: > Booting systems...
$: > Total memory found: 256kb
$: > Scanning for bootable media    ■■■■■■■■■■■ 100%
$: > No media found. Booting from network address 3E:40:9C:75
$: > Loading BIOS 2.3               ■■■■■■■■■■■ 100%
$: > Reticulating splines           ■■■■■■■■■■■ 100%
$: > Booting console                ■■■■■■■■■■■ 100%
$:
$: > Welcome to the retro console version 0.1a
$:
$: > Hello Designer023. How can I help you today?
$: I can has matrix?
$: > buffering matrix... 20%
$: > buffering matrix... 66%
$: > buffering matrix... 100%
$: > So, would you like a red or blue pill?